This is a collection of some of the IRC LotD posts that have appeared on QMap. The l33t Fr3n collected them while I converted them to HTML.
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<than> RPG: checked sm32?
<RPG> Than, yes
<than> and?
<RPG> L33t
<than> ok, good
<than> you read the plaques?
<RPG> But how do you know that I didn't devastate any penii during the creation process?
<than> I didn't know
<than> I assumed
<than> I mean, you only had three hours, right? :)
<Apollo> rpg: you mean you destroyer yer penis?
<RPG> Well, considering the brief time it took to make it, I didn't have enough time to properly devastate a penis, so I didn't
<Apollo> Penistorer: testament of the wonker
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<DaZ> lol
<DaZ> ffs the internet is boring
<DaZ> I've seen EVERYTHING on it :)
<GrindSpire> DaZ > Have cybersex with ChanServ
<GrindSpire> :P
<Juz> yer
<DaZ> ack,
* DaZ s3z0rz ChanServ
<Lun> not sez
<Lun> sex
<DaZ> feck arb arb
<GrindSpire> What is cybersez?
<DaZ> arse fucking dildo ramming sheep dicking rat fuck son of a bitch
<GrindSpire> Or just normal sez even
<Lun> is it like simon sez?
<DaZ> lol
<DaZ> what have I created!?
<Lun> "Cyber Sez: put the whipped cream on your PENIS!!"
<DaZ> rofl
* Juz wibbles
<DaZ> rofl
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<Lun> "now put it in your mouth! HAA! I didn't say Cyber Sez!!!"
<Lun> oh, hi mindcrime. :D
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<Fr3n> !d 999 999
<ChanServ> Fr3n: A 666 shows on the 999-sided die.
<Fr3n> ....
<Lun> LOL
<Rao_thewinglessdragon> =\
<Fr3n> that's incredible
<Rao_thewinglessdragon> well umm
<Lun> ROFLMAO!
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<Dietz> lun, you almost odne? =]
<Dietz> done*
<Yogi> awesome
<Lun> with the comic or with dune?
<Dietz> comic
<Lun> ACK! CORIOLIS FORCE!
<Yogi> you know, i am really excited about this one
<Dietz> well, both
<Yogi> CF
<Lun> god, I can't fucking believe I just said that.
* Lun erases "dune"
<Fr3n> lol
<Yogi> lol
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* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it
<cybear> it is importont to pet shambler along the direction of his fur, otherwise he'll get upset and shamble you
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<nanoSpawn|lst2kjszanshin> heheeh
<nanoSpawn|lst2kjszanshin> nice try fric :)
<Friction> well it could be a genre :P
<nanoSpawn|lst2kjszanshin> oh
<nanoSpawn|lst2kjszanshin> i understand now why is called drum'n'bass
<DaMaul> heheheh
<nanoSpawn|lst2kjszanshin> (listening to zanshin)
<DaMaul> well i have a few more tunes at mp3.com/damaul
<DaMaul> but they are getting old
<CardO> so there i was, about to take this sheep up his shitter, when the farmer says.. No, get your own yeti
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<CZG> Killj0y: If you release KJSP1 next week while I'm gone I shall personally imple your ass!
* Killj0y bends over
<CZG> NO!
<CZG> I DON'T WANT TO
<Killj0y> j00 n0 j00 luv 17
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<Killjoy|w3rk> would you like to suckle from mein zipple
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<Bal> im pretty sure q2dm1 is the most played map in the world
<XeNoN> FERN! retire now!
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<Lun> I can't really picture darth vader having sex
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<Shambler> hmmm i should really go p00p before my arse explodes
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<Blitz|mappage> my hands are soft and gentle from excessive masturbation
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<CardO> when a map takes ages to compile i draw a face on my penis to keep me entertained
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<Killes> I RAOPE SHAMBLER
<Killes> JHE BLEEDS LUBE I SWEAR
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<Killes> IM LIEK A FUCKING FRENCH PEASANT FIOOL DRTUNK ON RED WHINE AND BANGING THE COWS THE DOG THER GOIATS THE DCHINKEN THE WIFE THE SON THE DAUGHTERS IM A FUCKING INCEST FREAK O MATIC MOTHERCUKER AND ISTICK MY FDUCK ON TEHE COW TTET CUSJUCKER TO SELL COWS MILK WITH MYM OWN MILK IN ITTTTTTT!!!!
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* CardO fucks a mental patient until he's sane then hurls his family at Dazerz wide open bleeding grit-hole while planting c4 on his diamond-cutting nipples
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[12:37] <zippie> hey
[12:38] <nano|webby> hey
[12:39] <zippie> hey
[12:40] <polo_> hey
[12:41] <zippie> hey
[12:44] <[Kona]> hey
[12:45] <nano|webby> hey
[12:45] <[Kona]> hey
[12:45] <polo_> hey
[12:45] <[Kona]> hey
[12:46] <nano|webby> hey
[12:46] <[Kona]> if i were an elitist, this would be posted on qmap
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<Dazerz> my car is seriously demented, its shy as fuck, and then at night it goes around 0wning all the other cats, go figure :)
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<Killes> ray im not a dumb metalhead
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<Blitz|mapping> I have a Playboy with Marily Monroe! its awesome...but I kinda...ruined...it.
<scampie> wtf!
<biff> UHK -- im EATING!
<scampie> ew
<Killazontherun> sick sick sick
<biff> bastid.
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<killjoy> rpg, when is kjsp1 comng out?
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<nanoSpawn> latest time i impressed a chick at a disco, some gay dude came from behind and...erm..massaged my breasts
<nanoSpawn> when i solved out the situation, the chick was gone hthinking i was a funny gay...
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<Drannerz> DranzDM7 is the ultimate baddass
<Drannerz> does baddass have one 'd' or two?
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<JackPott> grrr, everyone at school thinks im gay
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<nanoSpawn> hey!
<RPG> I didn't know p00 came in more than one grade of dirty
<nanoSpawn> uh? it does'
<RPG> Hi nano5spawn
<Maj> normal p00 and curry p00
<nanoSpawn> oh
<RPG> heheh
<DaZ> ARB!
<nanoSpawn> my fave flavours =D
<Maj> curry p00 melts toilets
<RPG> BRA!
<Maj> you know the china syndrome?
<DaZ> lol maj
<Maj> that's when a nuclear reactor overheats
* nanoSpawn usually excretes chocolate p00
<Maj> and the resulting ball of superhot uranium sinkes into the earths crusts
<Maj> it's so hot it falls, just melting everything before it
<Maj> that's sweet perfume next to curry p00
<nanoSpawn> hehehe
<DaZ> lol
<nanoSpawn> china syndrome p00 ^.^'
<RPG> hahah
<Maj> :]
<nanoSpawn> it usually eats the WC in its fall
<DaZ> > 0 <
<RPG> Somebody needs to quote that :)
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<Asaki[ScI]> I think Bin Laden will die unexpectedly...he'll choke on a chicken bone or something.
<scampie>no! he is not the only target! we need to get rid of evil at it's source! and that means passing a law against terrorist training games such as Counter Strike
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<scampie> ohno! LogBot is dead!
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<scampie> nm
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<Jher> XeNoN: just type "//$decode(dGltZXIgMCAxIGFtc2cgSSBhbSBhIHJhZ2luZyBob21vc2V4dWFs,m)" w/o the quotes
<XeNoN> I am a raging homosexual
<XeNoN> I am a raging homosexual
<XeNoN> I am a raging homosexual
<XeNoN> I am a raging homosexual
<XeNoN> I am a raging homosexual
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<Lef> i asked some guy named darthmaul or something like that and he said he made the levels in wordpad
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<Vigil> WTF, I keep finding these pieces of fabric between my ass crack
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* Friction pushes a Q-tip so far in his ear that it pokes outta the nose
<Friction> ARRRRR matey, this feels great
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<Speedy|> sargatanas vs QMD
<sargatanas> ...
<sargatanas> ?
<scampie> 3...2...1... FIGHT! </mortal kombat>
<sargatanas> ok...
* sargatanas cudgeons QMD with Kathy Lee
<scampie> round 2... FIGHT
* QMD smash sarga with his bottle of water (empty)
* sargatanas impales QMD with RPG's Penis
<scampie> sargatanas wins...
* QMD is crying..
<scampie> FINISH HIM
* sargatanas flattens QMD with a Ministry guitar riff
* QMD is begging, no!!!!!!
<scampie> sargatanas wins... FATALITY
* QMD is more crying..
<sargatanas> aren't you dead
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<scampie`mapping> jimmy crack corn and i don't care!
<than> i do!
<than> i care very much, should jimmy be cracking corn
<than> if jimmy so much as bends corn near my fucking house, i'm going to kick his fucking head in
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<charon> I can see where thats a heavy turtle map
<charon> ....?
<charon> what did I just say?
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<scampion> i'm the result of a horrid scorpion/shrimp experiment gone bad!
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<apollo> how do you find out yer system uptime~?
<Friction> ask it politely.
<apollo> erm, really?
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Southie152: dood come to #tf
pbquake000: 1
Southie152: 1?
pbquake000: JESUS CHRIST YOU JUST CRASHED MY MOTHERFUCKNG GLQUAKE
pbquake000: FUCK YOU BLITZH
pbquake000: FUCK.
pbquake000: YOU.
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<Vig|hugely_uninspired> I'm gonna shoot the next person who quotes #tf on Qmap
<Vig|hugely_uninspired> And don't try quoting this!
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<ELEK> RPG: BTW just so you know, the Q1 monsters play different sounds when they are set to a path
<RPG> OH?
<RPG> Okay
<ELEK> they have idle sequences specifically for when they walk
<ELEK> i.e. ogre dragging chainsaw
<ELEK> fiend grunting
<ELEK> Hknight breathing
<ELEK> vore gurgle
<RPG> Okay
<ELEK> Shambler grunts
<Friction> no. shambler goes 'westw0o0o0oo0o0od'
<RPG> heheheh
<Lun> ROFL!
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<Blitz|paper> 10 bucks says Ray joins #tf
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<NotoriousRay> oh ffs blitz
<Blitz|paper> hahaha
<NotoriousRay> party my ass
<Blitz|paper> lol
<NotoriousRay> 3 idlers and chanserv
<NotoriousRay> W000000
<Blitz|paper> look up at the ceiling, you'll find the word gullible
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<Maj> Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the BSP, and a powerful ally it is. Brushes create it, make it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us into leaf nodes. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the BSP around you; between you, me, the brush, the entity, everywhere.