Who's who
Killes -	Killes is the star tonight. Well, Killes is usually the star, and he's quite good at being the center of attention, but it wasn't intentional this night. Most people hate him and ignore him, but since he was so drunk, we all had a good laugh at him.
Everyone else -	Mostly Quake mappers, a few Quake programmers, all are #terrafusion regulars.

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<Killes> man
<Killes> am i DRUNK or what ?????????????????????????
<Killes> good god
<Killes> i just had 1 liter of red whine
<Killes> amd a few bears
<killjoy> wine
<killjoy> beers
<Killes> shit im seeiong doubl;e
<Killes> fuck :P
<Killes> HAHAJ
<biff> bears n' whine =)
<Killes> beers
<Killes> lol
<biff> hehe
<biff> aww
<Killes> shit
* killjoy drinks a bear
<Killes> i can hatdly read whats onb screen
<Killes> sahahaha
<Killes> rpofl
<Killes> wtf ma n :)
<Killes> haha
* Killes thoroughly smacks biff around with the doom chainsaw.
* Killes thoroughly smacks Aardappel around with the doom chainsaw.
* Killes thoroughly smacks Friction around with the doom chainsaw.
* biff measures Killes with Haley-Joel Osment
* Killes thoroughly smacks TACO around with the doom chainsaw.
<Killes> haha
<Killes> oim ;laffiong for nuytnhim
<killjoy> heh
* killjoy beats Kiles with a flaming hairy dildo
* killjoy beats Killes with a flaming hairy dildo
<Killes> bah
<Killes> DOPNT BEAT MEH
<Killes> IM DRUN|K!
* biff pushes Killes with a torpedo bra
<killjoy> i got drunk last nite
<Killes> HAHA U MADE A TP{O KJ
<killjoy> twas fun
<Killes> typo
<killjoy> lol
<Killes> wel shit im laffing awsy for no reaso n
<Killes> and imtuypign worse than usual
<Killes> HAHAH FUCKJ ME!
<cyBeAr> hmm why does the tex on the patch look in different ways depending if I have it selected or not?
* Friction slaps Killes around a lot with a wet llama
<Killes> YOU ARE THE PATCH CYB!
<Killes> BWHA
<Friction> [-] Added ignore(all) for *!*nieffac@*.gex.pub-ip.fr.psi.net
<Killes> TEX YOUR PATCH FOO!!!!!!!!
<Friction> buh-bye.
* killjoy looks up and sees a really hot girl
<Killes> BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<killjoy> cya
<Killes> ITS ME KJ!!!!!!!!!!!!}
<killjoy> no in real life you arse
<killjoy> course, she interrupted my pron
<killjoy> bitch
<SSJ4-Death> haha
<cyBeAr> or rather why had the patch been cloned 343 times
<killjoy> er.. she's in the bathroom w/ her boyfriend now
* killjoy strains to lsten
<Killes> BWAHAHA
<cyBeAr> bah why can't I do axial stuff instead
<Killes> CLONE YASELF FOO WITH A FIX FOR THE PACH OF THE TEX OF WAYS OF DIFFEREN T!!!!!!!!!!!
<killjoy> killes i thought you were leaving
<killjoy> now
<Killes> no im not
<Killes> fric was
<Killes> so i said BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to him
<Killes> HAHA SHIT MM IS MY PREIST!
<killjoy> oh.
<Killes> MAFRYLIN KMANSON!
<Killes> !!!!!!!
<killjoy> hey killes i'm really enjoying killesDM1
<Killes> hah
<killjoy> apparently it's being well received
<Killes> i didnt make nme d,ml maps
<Killes> im not a foo
<Killes> dm sucksd
<Killes> VIUA SP
<Killes> REWFOLZION SP!
<Killes> HEIL SP
<Killes> SP UBER ALLES!
<cyBeAr> Killes: just remember november 1
<Killes> shgit odnt worrey ill sober up soon enuffd
<Killes> YAH
<killjoy> shyeah
<Killes> NOIVEMBER THE FIRST
<Killes> IOM GONNA SEE MANSON
<Killes> ANFD THE MONE LUNA FESTIVAL
<cyBeAr> ?
<killjoy> SPPOGGE!
<Killes> WITH 3409 OTHER LIVE GROUPS!
<killjoy> wow that's a lot
<Killes> 30 i meant
<cyBeAr> I thought nov 1 was killessp1 final date
<Killes> hop yah
<Killes> too
<Killes> wel ill have to release it the 30tyh ocotber
<cyBeAr> ncie date, cbadm1 was released first november
<Killes> vcos the 1st sept im going to ze festival
<Killes> ACK
<Killes> kikm gonna be releasedc the sanme dY AS A DM MAP!
<Killes> oops cpas fucking lock yo ass!!!!!!!!!!1
* cyBeAr slaps Killes around a bit with a large trout
* killjoy has killes on ignore
<Killes> njaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
<Killes> dont irngore me
<Killes> ium just drunk!!!!!!
<killjoy> ah.. silence
<Killes> aSDUFFOCatew you mroe than a passant ofd everyday you might adavance ands isolation is the oxygen <ask u make ya chbildren zbrewath in to suyrvive!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Killes> MANSOKJ!
<Killes> WHEN WE WERE GOOD U JUST CLOSED YOUTR YES SO NOW YOU ARE BAD WELL SCARE YA MIND@!!!!!!
<Killes> FIGHT ! FIGHT ! FDIOGHT ! FOGHT ! FOGHT!!!!!!
<Killes> sorry L:P
<Killes> somneon ul-drunken me
<Killes> un drunken me
<cyBeAr> Killes: compensating for all the rather correct typing you've done lately?
<Killes> i cnt even read any text
<Killes> yaaaaaaaaa cyb!
<Killes> deahgt of one is A T RAGEDY th e dea%th of am illiuon is a fucking partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
<Killes> haha imj SICK!
<killjoy> argh bsod
<killjoy> fusk
<Killes> IK NLOT AS LSAVE YTO P{OLITICALLY CORRECT!
<Killes> fusk ya ass tyo man !!!!!!!!!
<cyBeAr> Killes: go to bed
<Killes> FIGHT THE DFRUNKENESS!
<Killes> haha
<Killes> i cant :P
<Killes> i duno where my room is nemore!!!!!
<killjoy> bbiab
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<cyBeAr> go out and and do silly drunk-people-things
<Killes> HAHA
<Killes> I AM HEREW
<Killes> ITS WATRM HERE
<Killes> N TO OCLXDD LIKE OUTSIDE!
<Killes> haha shit
<Killes> 1 liter redwinde!
<Killes> half a liter beer
<Killes> sokme grand marnier liquore
<Killes> some whatver weird other liquor!
<Killes> baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahha
<cyBeAr> !kick Killes bah sober up
<Killes> :P
<Killes> im trying
<cyBeAr> heh
<Shadow[mapping]> what are u trying?? to get kicked?
<cyBeAr> go play some quake
* Friction HUGS /ig command
<cyBeAr> Killes: got any fun mem leaks?
<Killes> i dunno
<Killes> wtf is a meme leak
<Killes> shadow i dunnio
<Killes> im just tooooo drunbkj
<cyBeAr> memory gap
<cyBeAr> ?
<Killes> iu diunnop
<Killes> wtyf is a memeory gap, im gonna gap yo ass so wide itll be 1 meyter wide so i can get my dick in
<Killes> haha
<Killes> J/ fuycki9ng K
<Killes> J/K in oither clkearer wortd!!!!!!
<Killes> hah shit i shudnt gonne ciokme ontlo irc when im drunkj
<Killes> evry1 isw gunna hate me
<Killes> more than now
<cyBeAr> well it's alright as long as you deliver your map on time
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<Killes> dont owrry
<biff> hehe be pahpy
<Killes> PAHPUY BE MIONE ASZSJHOLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
<Killes> bvAH
<Killes> http://cgi.stileproject.com/pic/?page=pic.html&pic=http://static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/pak7.jpg THATS ME!!!!!!
<biff> brb
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<Dazerz> ai!
<Killes> AI HIULKTAH WHATEVER
<Dazerz> who is in dis' ous!
<Killes> IM DRUNJ!
<Killes> WARNING TO YOU DAZ!!!!!!
<zzjzz> <Killes> IM DRUNJ!
<zzjzz> hahaha
<Killes> in jhsy so fking dun'
<Killes> drunk
<zzjzz> <Killes> in jhsy so fking dun'
<zzjzz> :)
<biff> hehe there an drunk echo in here?
<Killes> baha sotopp[ making a fun of m\e xippye
<zzjzz> biff i just love the quotes
<zzjzz> they are classic
<zzjzz> i am drunj
<zzjzz> hahaha
<biff> hehe
<Killes> ECJHO THE ALCOHOIL DOLPHIN FREAK
<Killes> HGE JKETS DRUNK AND DOSNT ULTRWASONAR ENEMIES BUT PUKESD ON EM!!!!!!!!!!!!
<zzjzz> jajaja
<Killes> jajaj whatyever to yaself commmopn mnortakl undrunk fool!
<Killes> :P
<zzjzz> :)
<Dazerz> LOL Killes
<RPG> biff, I might have a RPGSP1 beta in a few minutes, and in which case I would need someone to test it for me. Would you mind doing this?
<Killes> IM JUST A PUDGY DRUNKY HAPOPY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!
<biff> I'd sympathize, Killes, but I dont know wtf yer typin' about
<Killes> BETA YA ALCOHOL FREAK!
<biff> rpg: YES =)
<Killes> hahaha
<RPG> R33t
<biff> =)
<Killes> r33t the red whine is
<biff> hehe
<RPG> Now I just need to find out why it started leaking :(
* Dazerz makes a Killes acid, monster and death ray sandwich :)
<Dazerz> RPG > pointfile that sonofabitch!
<Killes> IM LIEK A FUCKING FRENCH PEASANT FIOOL DRTUNK ON RED WHINE AND BANGING THE COWS THE DOG THER GOIATS THE DCHINKEN THE WIFE THE SON THE DAUGHTERS IM A FUCKING INCEST FREAK O MATIC MOTHERCUKER AND ISTICK MY FDUCK ON TEHE COW TTET CUSJUCKER TO SELL COWS MILK WITH MYM OWN MILK IN ITTTTTTT!!!!
<Killes> HAHAHAH
*** Dazerz changes topic to 'IM LIEK A FUCKING FRENCH PEASANT FIOOL DRTUNK ON RED WHINE AND BANGING THE COWS THE DOG THER GOIATS THE DCHINKEN THE WIFE THE SON THE DAUGHTERS IM A FUCKING INCEST FREAK O MATIC MOTHERCUKER AND ISTICK MY FDUCK ON TEHE COW TTET CUSJUCKER TO SELL COWS '
<Killes> DO YOU REALISE THAT WHEN U BUY MILK UR DRINKING FARMERS CUM WIHT IT
<Friction> thanks, i needed to know that..
<SSJ4-Death> ...
<Killes> COS THEY STICK THEYR DICKS ON THE COW TEET SUCKING MACHINE COS THEY CANT GET A BLOWJOB ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!!
<Killes> SO IT ENDS UP IN YA MILK
<Killes> !!!!!!!!!
<Killes> HAHAHA
<biff> hehe
<Killes> aaaaaaaaaahahahhaa
<Killes> MILK YA WIFE WITH IT UL HAVE A KID ULL SEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
<cyBeAr> heh
<Killes> A NICE UGLY FRENCH GAULOISE SMOKIGN SOCIAL REJECT COW FUCKEEEEER!!!
<Killes> LETS FUCKJ THGE COWS THEY NEED SEZ THE BULLS CANT AIM SO THERY HARDLYT EVER GET FUCKED
<Killes> THE ONLY REASON COWES GET BABY COWS IS COS THE FARMES FUCK THEWMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
<Killes> hah ur etating cow and MANMEAT!!!!
<Killes> SUYCKA SUCKA ON THE FARMES COPCK!!!!!!!!
<Killes> sht in fany one made al og of this and put it onlioen it wud just be toooooooooooooooooo embartassing
<Killes> god i can hardly sit o0n my chair cos cocksa of gavity are pulling towards the ground of pussies to it like a dsrunk moyther ofg cow fucker that i am!!!!!!
<Dazerz> Killes > Im logging :)
<Killes> SHIIIIIIFRT
<Dazerz> so shut the FUCK UP!
<Killes> id better hgo eat and watch tgv to sxber up methinkz :OP
<Killes> :
<Killes> :,40
<Killes> shit
* Riot tests OneLight...
<Killes> : 0
<Killes> RED NOSED
<biff> hehe -- Psychic Miss Cleo: "Has yer Prince Charmin' turn out to be a TOHD?"
<Killes>
<Killes> 0
<Killes> : 0
<RPG> "TOHD"?
<Killes> RED NOSED DRUNK MOTHERFUCKER I AM!!!!!!!
<Killes> TOHD YOU ASS OF A TUD
<biff> hehe -- she's "Jamaican" ;)
<Killes> TURD
<Killes> TO OVERHAND HEWCKING GAY BOYS!
<Killes> TOHGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Riot has been told that lighting maps twice for BSP29 and LIT is a pain in the ass, so I'm writing something that'll take a BSP30, and vomit up a BSP29 with luminescent light map along with a colored LIT file. :P
<Killes> AH FUCK MAPPING TALKING I CANT FOLLOW IT!!!
<Riot> hehe
<Killes> BSPLKJHDFIUBEHFIUEBHF ((O*&^(*&^*(%*&^% SP!!!!! MAP OF THE MOTHJERFUCKER!!!!!
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<biff> dag
<RPG> KillesSP1: Drunken Devastation
<biff> LOL
<Dazerz> lol
<Killes> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
<biff> KillesSP2: French Milk Infestation
<Killes> ill call itthsat!!!!
<RPG> haha
<Dazerz> <Killes> id better hgo eat and watch tgv to sxber up methinkz :OP <-- good idea :)
<Killes> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
<Killes> HAH
<Killes> I FORGOT THE IUDEWA NOW
<RPG> Killes, I doubt you'd remember it tomorrow
<Killes> CERALS
<RPG> <Killes> I FORGOT THE IUDEWA NOW <--- see?
<Killes> TRADITIO NOF NESTLE MOTHERUCKING U COLOR THOSE SWO FALLED UNTREATED PETAL FO FUCKIGN CORNFLAKE AND U STICK AROMATED BULLS CUM ON TYHEM TO MAKWE IYT TASTE LKIKE BROIWN SHUGAR U MOTHERCUKING MOITHER RAPIST NESTLE MOTHERFUCLKERS!!!!!
<Dazerz> Killes > you fancy Shambler right???
<Killes> I RAOPE SHAMBLER
<Dazerz> lol
<Killes> JHE BLEEDS LUBE I SWEAR
<biff> LOL
<RPG> ROFL
<Dazerz> rofl
<Killes> BLOOD LUBE MY SATABNICK COCK OF DRY HUMPING!!!!!!
<biff> hehe
<Killes> FUYCK MY SKULL JESUS!!!!!!!!!!
<Killes> FUCK SHAMBLERS BLOOD N CUM LUBED ASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
<Killes> WHERES MY GIMP??????????
<Killes> BAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL?????????
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<Killes> CMERE
<Killes> I NEED SOME POONTANG ATTENTIO!!!!!!!
<Dazerz> killjoy > Run!!!!!!!
<Killes> KJ NKNOLWS IM PISS DRUNK DRUNK
<killjoy> it's ok i have killes on ignore
<Killes> HE WAS THERE AT THE BEGINNINGS!!!!
<Killes> HAHAH
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<Killes> IGNORE THE DRUNK MOTHERFUCKERS COS THEYR JUSTE YOUR MOTHEWRS!!!!!!!
<Dazerz> yo Xenon
<{XeNoN}> ih
<{XeNoN}> hi
<kaiser> fucking drunk
<{XeNoN}> daz, i wasn't too keen on that 4.5/5 map
<Dazerz> whats he saying? I have him on ignore too :)
<{XeNoN}> <Killes> IGNORE THE DRUNK MOTHERFUCKERS COS THEYR JUSTE YOUR MOTHEWRS!!!!!!!
<Killes> OY XENON YO RTHE YO OF SHAMBS BLOD N CUM LUBED ASS FUCKED NBY JESUS WHO DRUNK FARMER CUM FUCKING COW TEEYT SUCKERS WITH MILK CUM TO E<MPREGNATRE YA DIRTY MILK ON PUSS RUBBING WIVESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
<Dazerz> lol
* {XeNoN} cant even read that
<Dazerz> really bracketboy? Hmmm I love it
* nane sides with {XeNoN}
<Killes> HAH ITS OCXS IM DRUNK XENON
<Killes> MAKE ME DRINK YA CUM IL SOBER UP!!!!!!!!
<Killes> OOOOOOOOPSA :P
<kaiser> sounds like you have had enough of that too already
<{XeNoN}> killes: AAHHH BLAH BLHA LBHAHL AAAAAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA MEHA HUHDKJHKS Jfkbhh'''bhHHKJHFCJH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<nane> LOL
<Killes> HAHA HSAHAH HAHAHA IMDRUNK XENON!!!!!!
<{XeNoN}> understood?
<biff> hehe
<Dazerz> pretty much
<Killes> huahaha
* {XeNoN} slaps Killes around a bit with the light prefab from e1m6
<killjoy> where's the ignore list in mirc?
<Killes> red wjhine of farmers that mnake the cows whine when tjheyr dry humping th e teet suckers and they asses to form baby cows and human MALE milk copntainig cow miulk!!!!!!
<Dazerz> {XeNoN} > u have that random slap script?
<{XeNoN}> daz: yep
<Killes> PREFAB MY ASS SO IT CANB BE BETA FUCKED BY SHAMB!@
* {XeNoN} slaps Killes around a bit with a pink g-string
<Dazerz> can i have it pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
<Killes> I WANT TO WEAR THE GRSTRING!!!
<Killes> u can have shambler blood and my cum for home use luber too DAZ!!!!
<Killes> lUvcky aaard ain t here he wud of KB!ed m e a long time ago!!!
<Killes> :P
<Dazerz> or tell me where u got it at least! :)
<{XeNoN}> daz: well... alias "/slap" to "/me slaps $1 around a bit with $read things.text"
<{XeNoN}> then put loads of slap objects in a file called things.txt
<Killes> ALIAS MY CUM TO COME OIUT ON SHAMBS BLOODED UP ASSSSSSSSS!!!!!
<Friction> gah, thats too simple.
<Dazerz> ahh ok :)
<{XeNoN}> then type /slap killes
<Dazerz> simple is GOOD!
<Killes> oh YES SLAP ME ON MY HAIRY BUM!
<{XeNoN}> and then, edit mirc.ini and change the large trout bit to "/slap"
<Friction> Complex is good!
<Friction> alias llama {
<Friction> if {![llength [args]]} {
<Friction> crcecho "Who?!"
<Friction> } else {
<Friction> say "/me slaps [lindex [args] 0] around a lot with a wet llama"
<Friction> }
<Friction> complete
<kaiser> killjoy > are you still doing the dj thing?
<Friction> }
<Friction> see? vastly superior due inherit complexness (is that a word?-)
<killjoy> kaiser: still doing the production thing
*** Killes is now known as Killes|away
<kaiser> do you have any online?
*** Killes|away is now known as Killes|tryingtosoberuptosparey
<{XeNoN}> fric: demonstrate it on killes
<Killes|tryingtosoberuptosparey> tospareyoupoorpeople!!!!!
<Killes|tryingtosoberuptosparey> HAHHAA
<biff> fric: complexity =)
* Friction slaps Killes|tryingtosoberuptosparey around a lot with a wet llama
<Killes|tryingtosoberuptosparey> WET ME LLLAM<A!
<Killes|tryingtosoberuptosparey> me is away now!