Has to work for a living.
Getting older. Often tired.
Hairline receding. Votes for losers.
Has to pay taxes. Vacations very short.
Likes expensive food. Car badly aligned.
Low on toilet paper. Bills to pay. Hates the mall.
Sometimes has sore feet. Icemaker jams. Endless laundry.
Social Obligations. Nose hair problems. Dirty dishes.
Junk mail. Angry cat. Pitiful dog. Forced to watch bad TV.
Plagued by vague feelings of dissatisfaction.
Remember: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem!
Give 'till it hurts!